1. **insert smiling poop emoji here**

    But really, it would mean the world to me if you bought a copy of the Daily Dishonesty book, which hits stores TODAY! I’ve illustrated over 100 never before seen little lies for you to discover in that little blue book.

    Thank you guys SO MUCH for supporting and following the blog. If I (and my liver) could, I would have a drink with all of you tonight.

     

  2. Daily Dishonesty Giveaway Post #6! Reblog for a chance to win your very own copy of the Daily Dishonesty book!

    To Enter: Reblog a Daily Dishonesty Giveaway post from 8/26 to 9/1 from dailydishonesty.com for a chance to win the book. You may reblog each post for up to seven chances. Giveaway open to U.S. residents only. Giveaway ends September 1st, 2014 11:59 PM EST. Limit one book per winner. One winner per post will be chosen at random for a total of seven winners.

     

  3. Daily Dishonesty Giveaway Post #5! Reblog for a chance to win your very own copy of the Daily Dishonesty book!

    To Enter: Reblog a Daily Dishonesty Giveaway post from 8/26 to 9/1 from dailydishonesty.com for a chance to win the book. You may reblog each post for up to seven chances. Giveaway open to U.S. residents only. Giveaway ends September 1st, 2014 11:59 PM EST. Limit one book per winner. One winner per post will be chosen at random for a total of seven winners.

     

  4. Daily Dishonesty Giveaway Post #4! Reblog for a chance to win your very own copy of the Daily Dishonesty book!

    To Enter: Reblog a Daily Dishonesty Giveaway post from 8/26 to 9/1 from dailydishonesty.com for a chance to win the book. You may reblog each post for up to seven chances. Giveaway open to U.S. residents only. Giveaway ends September 1st, 2014 11:59 PM EST. Limit one book per winner. One winner per post will be chosen at random for a total of seven winners.

     

  5. Daily Dishonesty Giveaway Post #3! Reblog for a chance to win your very own copy of the Daily Dishonesty book!

    To Enter: Reblog a Daily Dishonesty Giveaway post from 8/26 to 9/1 from dailydishonesty.com for a chance to win the book. You may reblog each post for up to seven chances. Giveaway open to U.S. residents only. Giveaway ends September 1st, 2014 11:59 PM EST. Limit one book per winner. One winner per post will be chosen at random for a total of seven winners.

     

  6. Daily Dishonesty Giveaway Post #2! Reblog for a chance to win your very own copy of the Daily Dishonesty book!

    To Enter: Reblog a Daily Dishonesty Giveaway post from 8/26 to 9/1 from dailydishonesty.com for a chance to win the book. You may reblog each post for up to seven chances. Giveaway open to U.S. residents only. Giveaway ends September 1st, 2014 11:59 PM EST. Limit one book per winner. One winner per post will be chosen at random for a total of seven winners.

     

  7. Daily Dishonesty Giveaway Post #1! Reblog for a chance to win your very own copy of the Daily Dishonesty book!

    To Enter: Reblog a Daily Dishonesty Giveaway post from 8/26 to 9/1 from dailydishonesty.com for a chance to win the book. You may reblog each post for up to seven chances. Giveaway open to U.S. residents only. Giveaway ends September 1st, 2014 11:59 PM EST. Limit one book per winner. One winner per post will be chosen at random for a total of seven winners.

     

  8. You guys! The Daily Dishonesty book is almost here…and I’m celebrating by giving away books to seven lucky Tumblr bloggers! Every day for the next week, I’ll be posting one classic Daily Dishonesty to help you get over the fact that summer is ending. Simply reblog the post for a chance to win this cute, cheeky and colorful book.The giveaway will start tomorrow, August 26th, so keep an eye out for the posts to reblog! xo

    To Enter: Reblog a Daily Dishonesty Giveaway post from 8/26 to 9/1 from dailydishonesty.com for a chance to win the book. You may reblog each post for up to seven chances. Giveaway open to U.S. residents only. Giveaway ends September 1st, 2014 11:59 PM EST. Limit one book per winner. One winner per post will be chosen at random for a total of seven winners.

    (Source: abramsbooks.com)

     

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  10. Just like my soul does whenever I see a text from you.

    (Source: homsweethom.com)

     

  11. homsweethom:

    Really excited about my new design for Help Ink! Get lovely art for your walls and give meals, clean water, and medical supplies to people in need. Doesn’t get much better than that!

    Oh, and fortune really does favor the bold :)

    http://helpink.org/products/fortune

    This is NOT a Daily Dishonesty, for once. Pick up one of my honest posters for a good cause!

     

  12. …well maybe just one person. But she promised she won’t tell anyone, so don’t worry it’s totally cool.

    (Source: homsweethom.com)

     

  13. Just found out that Daily Dishonesty is nominated for Best Personal Blog at the Webby Awards for the second year in a row! We need your votes to win, and it would mean the world to me if you voted for my lovely little lies here:

    http://pv.webbyawards.com/2014/web/general-website/personal-blogwebsite

    Again, a huge thank you to all of my delightfully dishonest followers! xo

     

  14. I promise I’ll only have six margaritas. I swear it was the seventh one that really did me in last time.

     

  15. And my pants. That’s why I showed up to class with neither today.

    (Source: homsweethom.com)