1. Hey New York! I’ll be at the Brooklyn Book Festival this Sunday signing Daily Dishonesty books from 1pm to 3pm! Come hang out, browse some books, and maybe if you’re lucky I’ll take you day drinking with me afterwards.

    I’d love to meet you all! Hope to see you there!

     

  2. Riiiiiiiight after I finish binge watching the last eight episodes of Scandal on Netflix. Promise.

     

  3. I swear I’m not sleeping. It’s just a rare lengthy blinking disorder.

     


  4. Yay! Daily Dishonesty on The Huffington Post this morning!

     

  5. homsweethom:

    Thank you to everyone who came out last night for the Daily Dishonesty Book Launch Party! Grilled cheese, pickle backs, my book, and all my best friends in one place? What more could a girl ask for? (Probably an ice cream cake, but hey, you can’t have it all.)

    My little blue book is available online and in stores now! Click here or on the photo to see it! xo

     

  6. **insert smiling poop emoji here**

    But really, it would mean the world to me if you bought a copy of the Daily Dishonesty book, which hits stores TODAY! I’ve illustrated over 100 never before seen little lies for you to discover in that little blue book.

    Thank you guys SO MUCH for supporting and following the blog. If I (and my liver) could, I would have a drink with all of you tonight.

     

  7. Daily Dishonesty Giveaway Post #6! Reblog for a chance to win your very own copy of the Daily Dishonesty book!

    To Enter: Reblog a Daily Dishonesty Giveaway post from 8/26 to 9/1 from dailydishonesty.com for a chance to win the book. You may reblog each post for up to seven chances. Giveaway open to U.S. residents only. Giveaway ends September 1st, 2014 11:59 PM EST. Limit one book per winner. One winner per post will be chosen at random for a total of seven winners.

     

  8. Daily Dishonesty Giveaway Post #5! Reblog for a chance to win your very own copy of the Daily Dishonesty book!

    To Enter: Reblog a Daily Dishonesty Giveaway post from 8/26 to 9/1 from dailydishonesty.com for a chance to win the book. You may reblog each post for up to seven chances. Giveaway open to U.S. residents only. Giveaway ends September 1st, 2014 11:59 PM EST. Limit one book per winner. One winner per post will be chosen at random for a total of seven winners.

     

  9. Daily Dishonesty Giveaway Post #4! Reblog for a chance to win your very own copy of the Daily Dishonesty book!

    To Enter: Reblog a Daily Dishonesty Giveaway post from 8/26 to 9/1 from dailydishonesty.com for a chance to win the book. You may reblog each post for up to seven chances. Giveaway open to U.S. residents only. Giveaway ends September 1st, 2014 11:59 PM EST. Limit one book per winner. One winner per post will be chosen at random for a total of seven winners.

     

  10. Daily Dishonesty Giveaway Post #3! Reblog for a chance to win your very own copy of the Daily Dishonesty book!

    To Enter: Reblog a Daily Dishonesty Giveaway post from 8/26 to 9/1 from dailydishonesty.com for a chance to win the book. You may reblog each post for up to seven chances. Giveaway open to U.S. residents only. Giveaway ends September 1st, 2014 11:59 PM EST. Limit one book per winner. One winner per post will be chosen at random for a total of seven winners.

     

  11. Daily Dishonesty Giveaway Post #2! Reblog for a chance to win your very own copy of the Daily Dishonesty book!

    To Enter: Reblog a Daily Dishonesty Giveaway post from 8/26 to 9/1 from dailydishonesty.com for a chance to win the book. You may reblog each post for up to seven chances. Giveaway open to U.S. residents only. Giveaway ends September 1st, 2014 11:59 PM EST. Limit one book per winner. One winner per post will be chosen at random for a total of seven winners.

     

  12. Daily Dishonesty Giveaway Post #1! Reblog for a chance to win your very own copy of the Daily Dishonesty book!

    To Enter: Reblog a Daily Dishonesty Giveaway post from 8/26 to 9/1 from dailydishonesty.com for a chance to win the book. You may reblog each post for up to seven chances. Giveaway open to U.S. residents only. Giveaway ends September 1st, 2014 11:59 PM EST. Limit one book per winner. One winner per post will be chosen at random for a total of seven winners.

     

  13. You guys! The Daily Dishonesty book is almost here…and I’m celebrating by giving away books to seven lucky Tumblr bloggers! Every day for the next week, I’ll be posting one classic Daily Dishonesty to help you get over the fact that summer is ending. Simply reblog the post for a chance to win this cute, cheeky and colorful book.The giveaway will start tomorrow, August 26th, so keep an eye out for the posts to reblog! xo

    To Enter: Reblog a Daily Dishonesty Giveaway post from 8/26 to 9/1 from dailydishonesty.com for a chance to win the book. You may reblog each post for up to seven chances. Giveaway open to U.S. residents only. Giveaway ends September 1st, 2014 11:59 PM EST. Limit one book per winner. One winner per post will be chosen at random for a total of seven winners.

    (Source: abramsbooks.com)

     

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  15. Just like my soul does whenever I see a text from you.

    (Source: homsweethom.com)